Romance Mathematics
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Office Arithmetic
Smart Boss + Smart Employee =Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
Shopping Math
A man will pay $ 2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $ 1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need
General Equation & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until she gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Longevity
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change but he does.
Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
